Turning up the heat, turning down the noise

This week has seen an increased focus on the risks, inevitabilities and factual inaccuracies of global warming.
Shown here is the government's answer: 'Protect and Survive', 2007 style. Read the leaflet carefully and it will show you how to build an ark suitable for carrying yourself, your family and your pets above the ever rising high tide mark. Made from the old doors from your house, and with assembly possible within hours of the alarm being raised, this kit is the perfect home DIY project for every responsible Briton.